Do-Wah-P.Diddy

**Note the confusion by the $1 bill mixed in with the Benjamins.

The other night I had a dream about P Diddy. We were just hanging out, having a good time chatting it up. We vented about our life problems and took each others advice. You know, like good friends usually do. It felt totally normal and relaxing to be chilling with my homie and talking like we were old friends. Sometimes I really love dreams.

This is what I'm going to do with my dogs! Once I'm allowed to have any that is. I'll also do this with my children when they are old enough to comprehend what is good and bad. Only instead of animal commercials it'll be those depressing ones in Haiti or Africa with starving children that have flies on them playing in a river filled with garbage. By the time I do have children, even if they're adopted, who knows what the world will be like. Only time will tell!

Speaking of the world. This necklace is pretty much badass. What more can I really say about it? Well that it's gangsta. Not just cus it's gold but because it's THE WORLD. If I ever become a rapper I'll wear this and say "I got so much dough, I've got the world hanging from my necklace!" In the meantime if I had it I'd look like a hipster with my head cocked back and a little limp in my walk.

Imgfave Addict

(Just a few imgfaves for your pleasure)

Imgfave speaks to my heart and fills it with laughter, belonging, and comfort. I really do feel like I'm not alone when I read the posts on there. So many truths and silly images and words are constantly posted on there. It's amazing how much an impact a single image can have on you. Next time you're bored or in the mood to procrastinate go to this site.

Eat Pray Love

While I was laying around being sick I decided to finally watch Eat Pray Love. It's more than two hours long, so you have to be in the mood to set out on an epic movie journey.

And I did just that! I laughed. I cried. I laughed and cried at the same time. It was what I needed and totally hit home with me and my ambitions. This movie was so inspiring and gets you thinking about what you're doing with your life.

Anyone that's feeling stagnant in their life should go watch this. It'll give you that kick in the butt you need to do something about it. I already knew my goal in life was to travel and find myself but this movie just wanted me to achieve it that much more.

After watching the movie, I definitely want to read the book now. Everyone knows movies leave things out. So I can only imagine how much better the book will be. Can't wait to set out on another adventure!!! Anyone want to join?

So-Called Salt Trash

Why must all good things come to an end?! There are too many amazing shows that only last for one season. The finale is always leaving you wanting more and feeling abandoned. I watched My So-Called Life when I was in high school and could tooootally relate. Watching it again now, years later, it's that much better. It's the small details that crack me up.

Finally got around to seeing Salt. There's not much to say about it. It was pretty predictable as they say and I'm so glad I didn't see it in theaters. I'll always love Angelina but one can only watch so many movies of the same chick playing the same bad-ass type character.

 Vh1 has done it again. More and more trashy shows are popping up each season. Viewers get to waste a few more hours of their day watching women argue and be catty with each other. Makes my life seem that much more wonderful. Keep it up girls!

Glee Lookbook Pool

So I broke down and finally did it. I've begun watching Glee...and love it. Why didn't they have a club like that while I was in HS? Maybe they did but I didn't realize it existed; just like in Glee. Sometimes it's a little High School Musical (randomly breaking into song at odd moments) but I'm a Gleek. I've downloaded all the albums and find myself singing the songs randomly. Don't be jocky, jerk and go watch it already!

Thanks to Olivia I am now obsessed with looking at hipsters take pics of themselves and post it on lookbook.nu. Some of the outfits are definitely cute. After a while though I start to notice a trend in the trendy outfits. And that is that they all kind of look the same. Cue high waisted shorts with a flowy top and obscure leather shoes. Check it out anyways and get ideas for your next outfit.

A new hobby of mine is to lounge poolside and finally get that Hawaiian tan. Theres a local hotel pool that I've been frequenting. There's a bar there too so I can order cocktails and pupus. Don't mind if I do! I might venture out and go to a couple other hotels until I find the most luxurious, convenient one. Whenever someone finally comes to visit I'll know the perfect place to go and just be.

Walking Zombie Sandwich

Some ingredients in sandwiches drive me crazy. Cue lettuce! Sure it's good for you but it slides all over the place and makes the whole sandwich fall apart. It's completely useless when not in a salad; where it should stay. Another sandwich pet peeve of mine is the order in which I make a PB & J. For me jelly always goes first. That way you don't get peanut butter all up in the jelly jar. 

One thing that always goes through my mind when I see moldy strawberries are how they're like zombies. Once one gets infected it proceeds to infect it's friends close by.  Zombie Strawberries!!! Just think about it. You know it's true. So next time you're in the produce section keep you guard up or you could be next.

Speaking of zombies, everyone should check out the show/graphic novels "The Walking Dead." I've been sucked in by it's awesome apocalypse-ness. Who doesn't love a good end of the world zombie story? Jay and I whipped through this show like a tornado and can't wait for the second season to hurry up and come out. Check it out people!

**P.S. Vote on the poll to help me decide whether to get an Iphone, Ipad, or neither. Thanks!

Sucker Punch...

Sucker Punch...to my face! That is actually what it felt like after watching this; like I had received a nice good hook to the kisser. I was sooo pumped for it to come out. Even had a count down going. It had so much potential but was just put together horribly. The only reason we stayed awake during it was because the Imax sound system was blasting ridiculously loud.

I wish they would've switched back and forth between reality and her alternate reality. It would've made more sense as to what was going on in real life. Instead they just summarize it all at the end in like 3 minutes. Leaving you thinking an even huger WTF then you started with. Be a pirate and download this, don't even waste your money renting it. Shame on you Zack Snyder!