**Note the confusion by the $1 bill mixed in with the Benjamins.
The other night I had a dream about P Diddy. We were just hanging out, having a good time chatting it up. We vented about our life problems and took each others advice. You know, like good friends usually do. It felt totally normal and relaxing to be chilling with my homie and talking like we were old friends. Sometimes I really love dreams.
This is what I'm going to do with my dogs! Once I'm allowed to have any that is. I'll also do this with my children when they are old enough to comprehend what is good and bad. Only instead of animal commercials it'll be those depressing ones in Haiti or Africa with starving children that have flies on them playing in a river filled with garbage. By the time I do have children, even if they're adopted, who knows what the world will be like. Only time will tell!
Speaking of the world. This necklace is pretty much badass. What more can I really say about it? Well that it's gangsta. Not just cus it's gold but because it's THE WORLD. If I ever become a rapper I'll wear this and say "I got so much dough, I've got the world hanging from my necklace!" In the meantime if I had it I'd look like a hipster with my head cocked back and a little limp in my walk.
